December 2011
Umm okay I was trying to make friends with this...
You seriously couldn't tell I was being funny?! Are you stupid?! We could have had it ALLLL
So true
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:
getting a handjob instead of a blowjob is like getting a like instead of a reblog
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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Just got back from seeing Girl With the Dragon...
Go see it
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Some nice jewish boy messaged me on okaycupid and...
I thought that was an acceptable answer.
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This black hair makes me want to take pinup...
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I'm so funnieee@@@ I make myself laffff all da...
acciobenedictcumberbatch asked: I might have if it was just one or two reblogs, but it's making me feel so popular I can't help myself but keep it up. lol.
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acciobenedictcumberbatch asked: Aaaaah. He's so cute!! Also, FRANCY!!! Also, HOW COULD VICTORIA NOT WANT A DEKOONING?! IS SHE RETARDED?! But I mean she has a Renoir and whatever else, so I guess it's all the same to her. Pffft. Aaand of course the feminist in me is crying about pregnancy being considered "a state of duress." Why are reproductive bodies under attack from every freaking angle? ;__; So glad you...
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floorian:
Mama was a mermaid And a Carnaby Street gal She could have been a model But she spent her life mopping up spilt milk Covered in sea salt Would he, could he, be home when the stars came out to party Covered in sea salt Yeah I know it was my fault That he always ran away because he didn’t want me Oh, daddy was a sailor And he gave me a black heart Oh, daddy was a sailor The only man...
Sooo tumblr still hasn't fixed my blog. Still my...
Frack you.
[…] What’s amazing is, it doesn’t matter how many times you say they’re not...
– Mark Gatiss in Gay Times.
Well, ok then.
(via marielikestodraw)
Trololol I love this man
(via captclockwork)
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Tried watching some awful movies that Gabriel Mann...
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omg omg omg Tonight is gonna be awesome. Ice cream...
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On the last episode of Miranda
I'm gonna be so sad when it's done because this show makes me laugh so much with her awkwardness and gpoy so hard when watching.
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Anonymous asked: I met Cory today. After waiting...
I wouldn’t say the most amazing cast but that is really sweet of Mr. Monteith.
All the coolest bromances save each other from...
dingoatemybabycrazy:
heysammy:
sassygaymisha:
heathyr:
dean why can’t you be cool
fuckin dean
You’re tearing this family apart, Dean.
DEAN WINCHESTER DOES NOT SAVE HIS BRO FROM WATER.
HE SAVES HIS BRO FROM FIRE.
TWICE.
DEAN WINCHESTER IS TOO HARDCORE FOR YOUR DROWNING BULLSHIT.
FUCK YOU IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM.
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